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An Open Letter To Eversign And Mailchimp 2022-07-08

Here's an email I'd like to share with you. It was sent to me by Eversign, a company that sells online signaturing. It was sent to me at an email address I never gave them.

Summer is here, so are our special offers.

** Summer is here 🏖,
so are our special offers!

Dear  -

Over the past months our developer team has built useful new features into eversign to make signing documents electronically as easy as flipping a light switch. eversign is the e-signature tool that you always wanted for your paperless office and the perfect complimentary business tool to invoicely ( & zeroSSL ( . Our developer team simply loves great tools that make your everyday life smoother.

Would you like to try it out? We have prepared a small overview of our hot summer deals for you below:

Check out limited
special summer deals*:

*Get these special eversign offers until the end of the year 2022, i.e. 6 months, and cancel any time monthly! #smooth



[ Redeem special offer! ] (

[ Secure summer deal ! ] (

Click on our offer link within the email.

You are then asked to register an account at!

Enjoy our hot summer deals until the end of this year!

Get started today, no credit card required.
Enjoy eversign for free with 5 documents per month.
(If you chose free, you can still redeem the summer deals by contacting us ( )
[ Sign up for FREE! ] (

** What happens when the offer ends?

Our team loves 💚 easy and transparent processes. We will send you a reminder at the end of the year when this limited offer expires. Then, you can select the best option for you, upgrading, downgrading, or changing your plan any time in your user account. Any questions? Do not hesitate to reach out to our customer support team ( ! Naturally, you will always have access to your signed documents in your eversign account at all times, irrespective of your subscription model.

[ Try out E-Signature now ] (

Thank you!

for giving signatures the digital
space they deserve with eversign
& 👍 for protecting the planet by saving paper

Your eversign team

💬 Would you like to forward this offer to a friend? Let us know ( and we make sure the exclusive offer is also available to them!

ℹ This offer is limited to customers of ZeroSSL and invoicely and does not affect existing eversign customers. Duration of the offer: until December 2022. You can cancel monthly any time. #keepingitsimple ( mailto:GoGreen@eversign.comEVERSIGN - ELISABETHSTRASSE 15 / 5A+5B - 1010 VIENNA, AUSTRIA

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What is with all the emojis? Was this message written by someone's teenage nephew? Now, even though the emojis are still in tact, the formatting may look a little off since I do not enable HTML rendering by default in my email. The bottom line is the same though... this, is spam. I do not want this message. I did not ask to receive this message. I have never heard of Eversign. I have no use for their services. I in fact specifically dislike lawyers, real estate agents, and anyone who would even need their services. Eversign should never have sent me mail but decided that it is okay to just collect up any and all email addresses they can find (or buy) and send marketing bullshit to them.

Well, lets have a look at how this message arrived at my mail server...

Received: from ( []) by (Postfix) with ESMTPS id E57261FCA7 for <>; Wed, 6 Jul 2022 12:56:14 -0400 (EDT)
Received: from localhost (localhost []) by (Mailchimp) with ESMTP id 4LdQC81y5JzB66DSl for <>; Wed, 6 Jul 2022 16:35:48 +0000 (GMT)

It's our old friend Mailchimp. These goofs will deliver mail for any asshole who will pay them. You might think that it is okay to deliver mail for any asshole with a dollar, but you'd be wrong. The spam that flows out of mailchimp is pathetic, they basically bought up a pile of IP addresses and are going through them a few at a time ruining the reputation of each and moving on to a new one. Seriously, just look at the address this was delivered from. When they are done abusing this address they'll just shift over to another until it is ruined. For your own sanity, never use Mailchimp for mail delivery. You will have lots of problems getting past mail filters and [as you saw if you clicked the last link] RBL blacklists, and you'll be supporting some of the biggest digital douchebags around.

So, I believe it would be best to let Castro deliver my open letter to Eversign and Mailchimp.

castrospeaks Twats.

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