Microsoft Spam Detection Leak 2019-09-11

Today some documentation about Microsoft's spam detection techniques was leaked to this new Internet thing. Apparently the leaked image below is a digital representation of the yard at Microsoft and that only messages originating in Nigeria are not subject to this rigorous reputation evaluation. Also leaked was an email trail between Richard Stallman and a number of Microsoft representatives about an actual gnu being used in place of a cow for more than a week in early 2012. It is believed that spammers are already developing a new strain of grass that will help increase the accuracy of cow shit in the future.

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